20 Innocent Phrases That Actually Sound Very, Very Filthy

8. I’d eat her out. I mean eat out with her. No wait, eat her out. I was right the first time.

 

9. My mom ate me out last night… I mean chewed me out.

10. I was really surprised by how big the package was.

How many inches exactly?

 

11. I tried everything, but I just couldn’t get in.

Try some lube next time.

12. She sucks at basketball. She really needs to work on her ball handling.

 

13. Who’s a good boy? Wanna bone?

Dog owners must feel really guilty of giving their pets a bone.