20 Innocent Phrases That Actually Sound Very, Very Filthy
14. A bee landed right on my arm, so I whacked him off with the newspaper!
Don’t be surprised if your friends will take it the wrong way.
15. I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.
Damn! Capitalization matters!
16. In the army, recruits practice what they call vertical and horizontal butt strokes.
17. Is it alright if I touch your bun?
Even though it’s a reasonable question when you’re making a hot dog for your friend, a few moments of odd silence are guaranteed.
18. A church expression: The most powerful position is on your knees.
From the creators of “You can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you.”
19. I wonder what happens to nuts in space.
That’s nuts!
20. Jennifer enlisted in the Navy because she was obsessed with seamen.
Now, she’ll love it even more.
